Zai Zai's Joke story

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38. Zai Zai was on a show and is calling fans.
Host: Everyone, stay by your telephone and don't let your mom answer. If it's the mother answering...
Zai Zai: Bo Mu, wan an. (Auntie, Good evening.)

39. Ou Di (Guy who played Qing He in MG) is at the set of Lai Wo Jia Ba (Come to my place) to do an interview with Zai Zai.
Ou Di: (Runs up to Zai Zai) Zai Zai!
Zai Zai: (Snatches the microphone) Hello Everyone, I'm Zai Zai.
Ou Di: . . .
Zai Zai: In this film, I am portraying a photographer, his job, is actually a photographer. (smiles, showing dimples)

40. With regards to his filming Hua Ze Lei in Meteor Garden, Zai Zai was asked if he felt bad for creating so many NG scenes, and whether he did a lot of apologizing. Zai Zai immediately answered, "Apologies? If apologies are useful, then what is the police for?" (Dao Ming Si's line) and laughs crazily by himself.


41. In Hong Kong. (Zai Zai and Ken) Once arriving at their hotel, Ken is so tired he immediately falls on the bed to sleep. Zai Zai is like a kid, sits down and eats chocolate. He wants to bug Ken, and waves chocolate in front of Ken's face to see if he would wake up to eat it. However, Ken is sleeping too deeply. Zai Zai then puts the chocolate in his mouth, as if intending to kiss Ken and pass the chocolate to him. Ken wakes up to the sound of Zai Zai and crew's laughter. Zai Zai says, "I'm filming as a lan2 yu." Ken shows a 'i've lost to u' expression, and Zai Zai happily returns to eating his chocolate. however, he sits down in his chair again, and sits on chocolate crumbs he has left there. A lady (crew member) must then wipe his pants clean for him.


42. In an F4 interview, they were celebrating Vanness's birthday. Vanness sings the first line "Wish me a happy birthday" R&B style, with a high note, and they took turns singing. When Zai Zai's turn came, he tried to mock Vanness, and he does it over-dramatically. Everyone says "Doing it again?!" Then, F4 had to imitate something from each other. When it came to Zai Zai's turn and he is to imitate Ken, he turned sideways from the camera, put his hand behind his back like a pregnant lady and sticks his stomach out to imitate 'big belly'. Vanness and Jerry laugh very hard, and Zai Zai ends up getting beaten up by Ken.


43. With regards to following a schedule for filming...
Zai Zai: I'm especially quick! The time outside of the filming, I treat it as a long break. Then, I must go dance, practice dancing, and then the other three are already waiting there to punish me, today i was especially bad so I must go back to the company and wait to be punished
Worker: Punish you how?
Zai Zai: Forbid me from filming for a month. Then I will really suffer...


44. Zai Zai was speaking in an exaggerated fashion, saying how he would use all of his money and the money he has yet to receive from filming Poor Prince to give XX (the site wrote XX, i haven't the slightest clue what it means or stands for), and says he will definately get over ten thousand copies (I think he means CDS). F3 laughed loudly commeting, "You have so much money? How come we didn't even know? You are the highest paid out of the four of us!" The funniest is Zai Zai's expression, his face was all wrinkled up. And he still remembers to tell everyone not to buy pirated copies! Borrow a line from Tao Zi jie, "Really want to give him a beating!"


45. In fantasy, Zai Zai and 'Jia Qian' (Dunno who this is..sorry!) were trying to comfort a fan, and this 'Jia Qian' person says "Should we give her a surprise?" Zai Zai's expression was very serious when he said "When she enters, we'll put a bucket of water above her." The screen shows everyone in the room with 3 black dots of speechlessness.

46. When comforting a fan, Jia Qian mentioned 'want Zai Zai', and Zai Zai mistook it for wanting his body, and he said "My body what?! Insane!" (Shen jing bing) Zai Zai really likes to say these three words.....so cute!


47. Zai Zai and Tao Zi were discussing Zai Zai wanting to buy a racecar.
Zai Zai: I'm someone who needs to have speed.
Tai Zi: Really? Then your driving must be really stable. Fast and stable.
Zai Zai: No. I am xiao3 er2 sun3 (it's a play on words...i dun quite understand the taiwanese expression.)



48. In Meteor Fantasyland, Zai Zai and Jia Qian were making steak.
Jia Qian: So to make steak, we must first find the meat.
Zai Zai: No. We must first find a cloth.
Jia Qian: Cloth? Why a cloth?
Zai Zai: Because it's so hot here, like a barbeque. If in this temperature we pick up the steak without the cloth, the....whoa! It'll become a 'hand steak'!
Jia Qian stared at him, then laughed so hard she couldn't stand straight.

49. At the Call Me mailbox, Jia Qian and Zai Zai went to knock on a door, and the person inside asks "Who is it?"
The two of them answered "Ding Dang yi lu fa..." and Zai Zai added in a childish voice: "Baba loves Mama."

50. Zai Zai holds up a picture of himself and says, "I have dimples, only one because I was naughty when young and a dog bit me.

51. When he was visiting Dong Feng Wei Shi looked down and patted his chest, "How many floors are there? So high." Then he turned to Bao Long, "Bao Long, come over and look." He was obviously frightend and still had to drag others down along with him.

52. He always shows his underwear by accident. One time when taking pictures he didn't agree to squat down because he wore really short pants. The fans below were screaming. He felt embarrassed haha there was once it was seen, he wore a black checkered underwear.

53. F4 was recieving an interview and he was at the side and asked, "What are we eating today? Chicken, i love fried chicken the most. Later, he reiterated it. This greedy cat. ZZ really has many weak points, but these weak points are so cute.

54. ZZ is known to be afraid of horror movies. One time Ken said that there was one day when ZZ was watching movies at home and suddenly ZZ screamed, "Ken, Ken, come quick." Ken ran there to see ZZ widening his eyes, pointing to the TV and said stuttering, "Explode, exploded." Ken looked and saw that there was an explosion scene of a movie.


55. People have asked ZZ why he seems so bitter when singing. ZZ said that he ate too many bitter gourds when he was young.

56.ZZ went on Tao Zi's show. He said that if there was a mosquito at flying by his mouth he would breathe it in. Afterwards there was news about Karen Mok. Once ZZ heard the name Karen Mok he started to grab things from the air and then also pretended to grab a mosquito and putting it in his mouth. He said that there was a time when he was home and he was thinking about how to catch a mosquito. He said he did research and found out that when it is flying around near you, you should extend your tongue and roll it in.


57. When F4 was in Singapore once, they got interviewed. When is was ZZ's turn, they were concerned whether or not he got enough sleep. He said yes. The report laughed at him asking, "I heard that you are afraid of sleeping by yourself." ZZ retorted, "No, who said I was afraid of sleeping by myself, I'm only afraid of getting on a da hao by myself." The reported cracked up.


58. There was one time when suddenly ZZ said aggrieved, "I also worked when I was young." The people around him said with sympathy, "Yes." ZZ said, "I sold shuang qi lin." Then after stopping for a while, "Only sold for one day, wasn't that exhausting." The people around him said, still with sympathy, "What?" ZZ winked and said, "Because I ate it with much toil." The people around him couldn't cry or laugh, "Really is exhausting."


59. In March 2002 F4 went to HK for the first time to hold a handshake session. An HK reporter asked them about sex. ZZ answered, "That's feelings plus movement mah."


60. Where'd did he gain 2kg? He hits his thigh, wiped his eyes like he's crying, "In my bottom!" Then he turned around and hit is once and then turned back around and touched his chest, "Only a little bit in the front, makes me boil with anger."

61.. ZZ, in order to comfort staff members went to the supermarket to purchase some stuff. Then he saw a beverage that Jerry is a spokesperson for. He pointed at Jerry and said seriously, "ren xian qi!! But not as handsome as I."

62.There's a white christmas tree in one of the pictures of ZZ's publicizing photos. ZZ's explaination, "We were walking at the seaside and saw a tree and it was white. Don't you think that's strange?"



63.. In the behind the scenes of F4's concert.
Because the first day, the star that ZZ sits on didn't have lights, a reporter asked him what he was going to do since only 3 were lit. He began to get shy and lowered his head and didn't say anything. Then his nature was exposed. He deliberately shut off the lights to hide from putting make up on.

64. In the video of F4 in HK, F4 were resting in the hotel. ZZ was sitting on the sofa with chocolate in his left hand while his right hand was busy catching the fruit the staff members were throwing him. What's fascinating is that while he was catching he was saying I've eating a strange fruit before, I've eaten an apple before and then proudly laughed. At this time a staff member threw a fruit at him, after catching it ZZ said, "Want to kill me? Not so easy."


65.On E-news, after ZZ finished drawing his rated naked caricature he sqauted down and laughed so hard, his entire face was buried in the picture. During the interview after performing, Ken was clearing up rumors and said that maybe he and vanness wi gong zheng (marry?) and asked ZZ if he'd be their zheng hun ren (something like a pastor). ZZ said seriously, "I won't because I want to be Vanness' groom." (it took him a while to pronounce groom correctly)


66. When ZZ was filming the Make A Wish MV he said, "This is an educational ,enlightening video. We plan on sending this to the Ministry of Education and see if we can win an award this year...ah...ah..." he couldn't bear it anymore and started to laugh. When ZZ was releasing his album he went to his company to help out. When asked why he came to help he said in a Tai Lang tone, "I heard the salery here is liang wang(suppose to be liang wan - 20,000, not liang wang - 2 wishes), so I came." He also used one hand to hold up 3 boxes (they were empty ) and said, "I've been working out recently, moving these things is not a problem at all." Just after he finished talking, the boxes shook and the truth came out, ZZ laughed, so cute!


67. During the Meteor Garden II press con, the host asked ZZ why he was acting cute that day. ZZ said, "Because I wore pink today."


68. When F4 was in HK for a picture shoot, ZZ and Vanness didn't look at the camera but at a V8 and ZZ was giving off electricity like crazy. At this time a light suddenly flashed at ZZ. It scared ZZ, he then said, "Are you taking pictures?"